Tuesday, September 15, 2009

mouth to mouth a la kanye.

so i was thinking, Kanye messed up great,
Taylors reactions were a bit iffy.
Immediately it becomes the biggest viral video
before the end of the actual vmas.
kanye enters the vmas with a bottle of henessy
in hand, perhaps as a back up excuse,
he steals the moment from taylor swift at which
she reacts in a rehearsed fashion.
immediately the camera pans over to beyonce,
but i think that they have cameras
on all the running candidates,and there is always
a delay,might have been perfectly sliced.
so then kanye apologizes on his blogg in a
strange non apologetic way "keeping it real".
his blogg gains so much traffic it crashes to be
later revived with another weird apology.
He then goes over to jay leno the next day "crying"
and shaking ,PRIME TIME Leno(in very DR.PHIL-ish fashion)
reminds him of his mother, and what her opinion on
the matter would have been just
to make it a little more personal and visually crippling kanyes
MASSIVE ego in front of millions.
He then goes and offer his apologies on national
television and "offer" to help out in "any" way he can assuming still
of course that it is the highest of privileges.
This is pretty sweetly briliant.
Taylor swift feat Kanye west. hit single. it's probably already done.
i can see it. prepare to hear the unlimited amounts of
everyones opinion .

mouth to mouth to the charts.
as kanye woud say :THERE ARE PROBABLY ALOT OF GRAMMAR ERRORS IN THIS.
you bess protect ya neck.

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