i like to feel.

wizard smoke

Wizard Smoke from Salazar on Vimeo.

are we not men?

reel soon.

yehhhh

oh really?

watch me download this dance
off the interweb.

black rice.

listen to

drug rug.

asi es.

for you. from we were there. on Vimeo.

there is a cure for everything on this earth.

Garlic is the mother of all cures.
Researchers in Liverpool have found that 5ml of
garlic extract lower levels of a disease-causing
chemical by up to 48 per cent.

we here at religious candles
care for the wellness of our readers.

pomplamoose.

winkers.

longing to be touched by robots.

foom! foom! foom! back up sir.

Worst Self Defense Teacher - watch more funny videos

fascinating!

neck face!

ODB

Command+Shift+4.

transmissions from the big apple.

my good friend Heidi who currently
resides in NY sent me this link,
i enjoyed it very much .
hope you like.
the coolest thing is that the fly is
named Gerald and its was not a dead fly.

check out the full scoop
and his other cool stuff.
the story of Gerald.
Nicholas Hendrickx
The Adventures Of Mr. Fly
by Nicholas Hendrickx

there is a cure for everything on this earth.

except for death.
turn to nature
eat fruits and vegetables.

we here at religious candles
care for the wellness of our readers.

BLAKROC.

Dame Dash along with The Black Keys and some of Hip Hops heavy hitters will release an album under the name Blakroc. on Nov. 27th 2009 (black friday). The project will include the talents of Jim Jones , Mos Def, Q-Tip, RZA, Raekwon, Ludacris, Pharoahe Monch, NOE, Nicole Wray, Billy Danze and the late Ol' Dirty Bastard.
listen and feel.
The Black Keys ft. Mos Def & Jim Jones - Hoochie Coo



this is grimy
this is what progress sounds like,
this is BLAKROC.
Looks like music has made a full circle.
i can hardly wait to hear
it in it's entire awesomeness.
woo!

birds on the wires

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

"reading a newspaper, I saw a picture of birds on the electric wires. I cut out the photo and decided to make a song, using the exact location of the birds as notes (no Photoshop edit). I knew it wasn't the most original idea in the universe. I was just curious to hear what melody the birds were creating."-jarbas agnelli

Here is a short video made with the photo, the music and the score (composed by the birds).

Coolio! is down!!

According to The Boombox:

Nineties rapper Coolio has been hired to play a small venue in Colorado for a "$3,000, a bucket of chicken and a bottle of Patron (he likes the Silver variety)" according to the show's booker. The concert will be held on Sept. 6, at "The Deli Zone" a restaurant in Longmont, whose local paper hails the performance as "the city's first celebrity performance in recent memory."

"Where's Longmont at?" Coolio is quoted as saying, in response to being asked by the Longmont Times-Call if he'd ever been to visit the city, which was recently named one of the top 50 places to live by Money Magazine. "My hope is that Coolio is going to give us ... some recognition," said the restaurant's owner, Jeremy King. "I'm hoping to get a cool reputation as a cool place to come see music."

The 'Fantastic Voyage' rapper has had a slippery ride of late, losing his "irreverent" reality parenting show, "Coolio's Rules" and getting publicly groped by an Italian model, amongst other bizarre incidents.

"I'm really excited about the possibility of Longmont becoming a hot spot for music," stated Jimmy Macias, the venue's excited young booker about the upcoming performance. Besides booking the Zone, the 24 year-old is a rapper in a group called 2 Real 4 da Mind (!), who will also open for Coolio.

In other The Zone news, the restaurant has booked Bizzy Bone, of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to perform on Sept. 19.

Get the money · Dollar, dollar bill y'all
get there while you can. COOLIO rules.
and in no way does this mean he is a cheap dude
but perhaps humble, when was the last time you
got offered 3 g's,chicken and patron to sing a few songs on stange.
thats right!! and hes probably gonna hang out with a sweet honey,
yeah coolio, get summm.

how dare you!!!

what the fuck is wrong with people.
pray for not for the hindu girl,
but for the different ones.
in fact maybe dont even pray at all
for if there is a hell and god ,
he will personally deliver them there.

happy birthday.

20 years of kick boxer!


this movies is badass.
a fucking gem for life.
put some honey on your fists
cover them in glass,
and get ready to kick some ass!

how to properly back smith.

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Obama: Kanye Is A "Jackass"

cinnamon chasers -luv deluxe

mouth to mouth a la kanye.

so i was thinking, Kanye messed up great,
Taylors reactions were a bit iffy.
Immediately it becomes the biggest viral video
before the end of the actual vmas.
kanye enters the vmas with a bottle of henessy
in hand, perhaps as a back up excuse,
he steals the moment from taylor swift at which
she reacts in a rehearsed fashion.
immediately the camera pans over to beyonce,
but i think that they have cameras
on all the running candidates,and there is always
a delay,might have been perfectly sliced.
so then kanye apologizes on his blogg in a
strange non apologetic way "keeping it real".
his blogg gains so much traffic it crashes to be
later revived with another weird apology.
He then goes over to jay leno the next day "crying"
and shaking ,PRIME TIME Leno(in very DR.PHIL-ish fashion)
reminds him of his mother, and what her opinion on
the matter would have been just
to make it a little more personal and visually crippling kanyes
MASSIVE ego in front of millions.
He then goes and offer his apologies on national
television and "offer" to help out in "any" way he can assuming still
of course that it is the highest of privileges.
This is pretty sweetly briliant.
Taylor swift feat Kanye west. hit single. it's probably already done.
i can see it. prepare to hear the unlimited amounts of
everyones opinion .

mouth to mouth to the charts.
as kanye woud say :THERE ARE PROBABLY ALOT OF GRAMMAR ERRORS IN THIS.
you bess protect ya neck.

cripes!

source:wwtdd.com

if you've ever wanted to buy me something nice.

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/

kanye west is a gay fish.

R.I.P Patrick Swayze

1952-2009
good night Bohdi

yehhh

kanye west.

all that is solid melts into the air.

All that is solid melts into the air. from Sooz on Vimeo.

god will now be answering your questions.

one at a time

DAMNN!

i gotta tell you something.

bacon is good for me


this kid is the best person ever.

fuck yeahh.

ha ha!

ouch!

brians accidental blog entry.

baron for free!

GET SOME!

ouch!

ouch!

gems from the recent past.

i was watching mosh pit videos on on youtube while listening to the music of ghoul
and i came across this youtube recommended gem, enjoy.

don't flatter yourself.

get weird.

WTF!!!

baron.

That is what a picture found on google says a baron looks like.
This is what baron sounds like.

GET SOME!

"Born in Oxfordshire UK, Baron is a premiere league DJ and Producer who continuously tours the world playing gigs, making new tracks and turning massive parties upside down! Baron recently relocated to Long Beach, California to formally partner his relationship with Flip Skateboards, and has been working intensively scoring Flip's “Extremely Sorry” [their hugely anticipated third skateboard film]. “Extremely Sorry” will be Baron’s first full blown attack onto the skate scene. " -flip skateboards

i can hardly wait to hear the whole score.




-R

gems from the recent past.

after i had Lung Fung for dinner on a cold winter night.

December,17,2008 will be a day that will live in infamy, well at least for me and the poor drunken souls that stumbled in there after i had rolled my sweet ass bike with chrome fenders into the first of two doors, that are probably there to warn you and make you think twice about going in that hell hole of a restaurant. As if that wasn't enough of a sign my head turns to the right where i can see a blurred but bright "Panda Express" sign trying to pull me towards it , but given the current weather conditions i decide against my beloved 2 entree one side meal. A decision that will haunt me for the rest of my life. After parking my sweet ass bike with chrome fenders in the cubed room that separates the nasty ass bar next door . i walk into the actual restaurant, more signs tell me to run away. 1. The place was empty , which reminded me of the opening lines of the "Night before Christmas" except it was not christmas you know "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse". 2. As i stand there the two waitresses look at me wondering if i've come to the right place and by the second delayed look and finding that i am still standing there they look at each other and wonder who is gonna take my order as if they had played a mental game of roshambo, the asian looking waitress continues reading her Hollywood weekly and i am approached by a goth/confused girl, who probably wonders everyday why people go there and how it kills her not to tell the people that they are about to eat the worst chinese food in the galaxy, either way she does her best to care about me and my food, she asks me if its for "here or to-go" in which i reply "to -go" ,it brings a smile to her face of which i now understand what a relief it must be not to be in the same vicinity as the person who is gonna be eating what her employer considers food. She pulls out a pen and order book, and waits patiently while i try to decide what i want to eat but at the same time wonder what the hell that lingering smell is. Feeling the pressure of her stare as if the places was fully booked i go for an easy choice, chicken fried rice with nooooo egg, i hate eggs, after battling with the tricky folding menu i finally put it down next to the pile of menus on the front table which i can almost guarantee house some sort of dead dried moth perhaps a fly but most certainly some sort of thin winged insect. The waitress then replies with the amount of $6.95 which is not necessarily pricey but i expect more quality or flavor out of my food as opposed to my budget friendly and beloved 2 entree one side meal from the still faithful Panda Express. After giving me my change she says " it will be right out" at which i smile at simply because i wanna go back to my warm house and eat without ever having any thoughts of writing this review ,she follows by saying "really it will take no time at all" which now makes me raise my eyebrow in an awkward fashion and i begin to wonder if its really gonna take two shakes of a lambs tale or faster than saying "blue berry pancakes" to get my food ,both of which come a few seconds short.. literally . After standing there for about a minute and a half, i start to wonder what goes on in "The Bubble Room" (the bar next door), i venture into it while passing my sweet ass bike with chrome fenders looking oh so very lovely in the cube room, i open the door and the smell of old people,wet leathercoats and smoke flood my lungs, i begin to scan the room of this cool sounding bar but the visuals i get are anything but cool, there are about 4 people at the tiny bar with bar stools that would most definitely force you to rub or be rubbed by one of the four creepos at the bar, there are two old people in leather coats having some sort of drunken attempt at being romantic, a lonely balding man who has had too many shoots of everclear in his life to count and some guy in a jean jacket. To my surprise there is a somewhat normal couple sitting at a table in the back with a couple of drinks on their table, the man looks pretty smooth as the woman, but she has got a weird look on her face which made me draw 2 conclusions .1. This is the worst date she's ever been on and is probably never gonna call that guy. 2. The smooth lookin guy is her pimp and the bubble room is their personal break room which she totally hates. After a failed attempt at getting noticed to get a drink while waiting to get my food i walk back to the Lung Fung. As i arrived the waitress hands me a pretty heavy paper bag and i depart. As the gap grows between me and Panda Express i begin wondering how my food is gonna taste and if its still gonna be warm by the time i arrive. I open the box and it looks like a cube of old rice and grey chicken. It's rubbery and clearly old just like the people at the bubble room. in other words Pandas are cooler than Lung Fungs. DO NOT GO THERE unless you are into places named after horrible diseases that have yet to exist.

suspended in gelatin.

por que te vas?

bangers
oui oui

hehehe

suspended in gelatin

thank you mr. bird.

my homies